Blowjobs, an insight into the wimminz mind

As has been discussed elsewhere, I have been with a lot of women.

Ask any woman what her blowjob skills are like and invariably you will be told that she gives great blowjobs.

If you dig a little deeper, and ask “How do you know?” you always, without exception, get the same answer.

“Well, nobody ever complained.. (snigger)“

OK, so this is in fact nothing to do with blowjobs per se, but it is an insight into the wimminz minds.

In my entire sexual career I have encountered THREE women who could actually give a decent blow job, and I personally had to train one of them over an extended period.

So where do all these skanky wimminz get the idea from that they are anything other than utter crap at giving blowjobs?

Not from Men, actually.

For starters for a Man to actually complain (more on this later) about a blowjob it usually takes something like a beard on the mouth doing the blowing, because one of the great attractions of a blowjob is you get to kick back and relax, while the wimminz gets to shut the fuck up by reason of having a cock in her mouth.

And this is even assuming wimminz tell the truth, and they don’t, we know this for a fact, they are wimminz and thus incapable of being honest, so undoubtedly some proportion of men have indeed made their displeasure at their blowjob skills very obvious indeed, but since there was no formal complaint, in the minds of these wimminz “No-one ever complained… snigger”

This is a peculiarly feminine piece of logic, no man on this planet would walk around  thinking that he was great in bed simply because no wimminz had ever actually handed him a written formal complaint about his technique… but the wimminz do indeed operate on exactly this level of emotional logic.

What you need to realise is the wimminz use EXACTLY THE SAME emotional logic to characterise their ability to be a good wife, a good mother, a good friend, a good lover, etc etc.

What you also need to realise is that when you do actually submit a formal complaint, all hell breaks looks, and you are that wimminz mortal enemy as long as she draws breath, whether that formal complaint is a divorce petition or a detailed and rational expose of why she is completely crap at giving blowjobs.

What you CAN do, however, is use this fruity emotional logic against them.

Asking a woman about her blowjob skills comes early in every dating conversation that I have, and since I know the answer I am going to get, “Nobody every complained” it doesn’t take an Einstein to work out the punchline is coming…

The punchline is “Uh-huh (sceptical tone of voice), prove it.” and, invariably, they will.

Of course what they will prove is that they are crap at blowjobs, but still….

Similarly you can critique their skills and style, IF you compare them to another wimminz, rather than making an absolute judgement, “My ex could get it all in” and the skank will then gag on your cock for you rather than see herself emotionally as less able and worthy than your ex.

You can get as outrageous as you like, “Your daughter gave better blowjobs” will as expected cause vesuvius… but not as men would expect because you fucked her daughter, but because as wimminz will understand, because you placed her skills as being lower than someone she knows, and someone who being younger ought to be less skilled….

Men will think this will guarantee you never get another blowjob from this wimminz, wimminz will know with sure fruity emotional logic that she will not blow you NOW, but soon she will, and she will do her damnedest to give you a better one than her daughter…. then rinse and repeat, “Your mum gives better blowjobs”

If you want absolute proof of this fruity emotional logic and competitiveness amongst the wimminz, one of my favourite games is when having a MFF threesome, get both of them on their knees between your legs ready to blow you, have an mp3 track which is 60 second long with a “beep” and the end playing in a loop, so you get a beep every 60 seconds, tell the skanks, at the beep, you change over, the other one can lick my balls or my ring, the one who gets me to come in her mouth wins.

But do not for one second forget that wimminz attitudes to their own blowjob skills are just an indicator, this fruity emotional logic runs throughout their entire make-up… you have been warned.