NAWALT

NAWALT huh?

Just in case you didn’t know, NAWALT = Not All Women Are Like That.

This article is being written because I have seen several comments, and heard many men over the years, express confusion over their “bad luck” in attracting a succession of rotten women. “Is it me?” at the milder end of the scale to “What the fuck am I? Some sort of asshole magnet” at the medium end of the scale, to the extreme “It must be my fault for being attracted to the wrong sort of women.”

So, before we go any further, I want to share with you a nice little piece of graphic art.

Nice huh? Note the tagline.

Now, if even the tiniest portion of your brain is suggesting exceptions to the “ALL WOMEN Are FILTHY, LYING WHORES” then you my friend are guilty of NAWALT, and since NAWALT goes hand in hand with self-doubt, you have probably also wondered at some time why YOU manage to attract so many rotten women.

This is a crucial piece of knowledge for all men.

NAWALT exists solely to instil self-doubt, and that self-doubt exists solely to cut your balls off, and not call a spade a spade.

Women have always known that all women are whores, I am 50 years old and I have never heard a woman say “I simply cannot believe that Jane would have sex with my husband!” which is why the man blaming always comes to the fore, women know all women will fuck anything, so pointless to blame Jane, even if she started it, might as well give your husband a double dose.

If I had a dollar for every woman who has told me “Men haven’t got a clue how evil and nasty women can be.” I could buy an international air ticket.

I’m 50, I have lost track of how many women I have had sex with, I genuinely do not know, but I have never once chatted a woman up in my life, I don’t know how to because I have never had to, interestingly men will have many varied reactions to this statement, women will just accept it, because women know that women are not the meek and mild passive creature that must be carefully and cunningly stalked and wooed.

Women will fuck anything, literally, it doesn’t even have to be human… women will fuck animals, vegetables, household items and various oddly shaped bits of plastic and silicone.

Men won’t. A few men will, but Not All Men Are Like That. NAMALT.

You see that is why NAWALT is so prevalent, because it is complete unadulterated horseshit, and also because it smothers something that is actually true, NAMALT.

Not all men are like me.

But, most men, in fact the vast majority of men who have had sex with more than two women in their entire lives, have come across the filthy, lying whore.

Not because that particular man is a whore magnet, but because all women really are like that.

Every time I see a happily married man tell me about how he is happily married with HIS wife and HIS kids all I see is a fucking loser, I’m 50 and I have never yet met one who has had all “his” kids DNA tested for paternity, and trust me, you can’t judge on looks. Even if I do one day meet a man who has had all his kids DNA tested for paternity, that just means his kids are his, it doesn’t mean his wife isn’t a filthy, lying whore.

She is, trust me, I’ve banged enough of them and then listened to you telling me how lovely and faithful she is, while she looks at me with that secret smile in her eyes at what a fucking clueless loser you are.

Does this make me a destroyer of marriages and relationships? Does it fuck, you can’t break something that is already broken. Just because YOU don’t know it is broken doesn’t mean it ain’t, it just means you are labouring under a burden of illusions, that NAWALT, and that you, you lucky bastard, won the jackpot and found the one who is not like that… yeah… right… I have some ocean front property in Arizona at a real good price.

Which brings me back to the original core of this subject, NAWALT, so how come I seem to attract so many who are like that?

Well, a part of your problem is that all men like to bullshit, yeah, I’ve had her, and by the way I was born on a Harley, never rode a Honda in my life, no Sir… except that isn’t true, this is just bullshit, it’s what men do, particularly young men, and so young men are also susceptible to buying bullshit… yeah, that AfOR guy fucked that Bond girl, and he was born on a Hog and never rode a ricer…. However you will be open to the idea that I might be shitting you.

But the biggest part of your problem is you buy the NAWALT thing implicitly, and in doing so you stop using your brain, and so you do not realise that NAWALT exists only to instil self-doubt in you, and to distract you from the facts.

Here is the truth.

I have fucked a lot of ugly women, sure, some of them were drop dead gorgeous, but I have fucked a lot of fuglies, “any old port in a storm, any old hole” is my motto. But generally speaking I will talk about the good looking ones.

I have also fucked a lot of seriously fucked up women, because All Women Are Like That, so in the spirit of camaraderie, let me share some of these with you, and ask yourself, seriously, what are the chances that one man, no matter how perverse nature was, could be this “unlucky”?

He couldn’t, it simply is not possible, the only possible, logical, rational explanation is that the basis for all this confusion, heartache and self-doubt, NAWALT, is a crock of shit.

By the way, this list is not comprehensive; it is just a couple of edited highlights.

• I meet a girl, we fall in love, we decide to get married (I was very young) we get engaged, we are discussing open-ness and honesty in our future relationship and she lets it slip out that there is only one thing she can never tell me, of course this is a red rag to a bull, so we dig a little deeper and the tears start to flow and she says that yeas, I am her fourth, but number three was made up, it was actually someone else, more tears and sobs, oh boo hoo poor me feel sorry for me (this is AFTER my Word as a promise of marriage has been extracted from me eh) well actually number three (and we are talking sexual partners here) was her biological father….. puke.
• The same girl as above, who desperately tried to make me think that this was a one off, and she didn’t instigate it… well I confronted the guy, made sure she was there too, guess what he says, “she took her own clothes off” and THEN it turns out that this wasn’t a one off, this was a week-long consensual “affair”… puke
• The women who pleaded with me to stay with her after a week, who then offered me her 11 year old daughter if I would stay with her….  I worried about that one for a long time.
• The woman who begged me to fuck her because she wanted a baby by me and not her husband, who then told me what the fuck, none of the other three kids are his either, but he doesn’t know it…
• The woman who I married later in life for a short period (yeah I know, asshole) who was banging the guy from up the hill, and the guy from 6 doors down, an alcoholic who her 17 year old daughter was living with and banging.
• All the girls in holiday hotels who wanted me to fuck them on one bed while their boyfriend was passed out with booze on the next bed, lot of these were honeymooners.
• The woman and her daughter who were both quite happy to fuck me for seven years but one day decided that their easiest way out of this triangle, while hopefully retaining the assets (tough luck there bitches) was to make a joint False Rape Accusation against me.

I could go on, and on, and on…

I’m not even going anywhere near the accumulated knowledge, such as the fact that I can count on one hand the number of women who said “I’m not into that.” When I suggested something kinky, two who wouldn’t do anal, one who didn’t want me to take pictures, and one who didn’t want to be tied up, versus all the rest who reacted with manic enthusiasm, versus the possibly three figure number who were just too kinky for me… no, I do not want you to have me stick needles through your nipples, I do not want to cut you, asphyxiate you, beat you until your bones break, or sit on your face and shit directly into your mouth…

NAWALT huh?

What are the chances that I, and every other man out there who has met a filthy, lying whore, have somehoe been targeted by the statistical anomalies, the outliers, the “1 in a 1,000” that would be necessary if indeed NAWALT?

What are the prospects for women if they can convince us that NAWALT, and load us up with self-doubt and guilt, versus being like me, fuck yeah, all women are like that, and that gives you nothing to offer to me, bitches, but the use of your body, for free, no strings attached, prettied up for the wimmins with a label like “fuck buddy” or “friends with benefits” when the reality is pump and dump, fuck pig, gratis whore, or, more accurately, more succinctly, more descriptively, a woman.

All women are filthy, lying whores.

No exceptions, not even your mum, daughter, sister, wife, they are all someone else’s filthy lying whore.

End.