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February 21, 2012

Feminist financial markets

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , — wimminz @ 1:03 pm

I know some of you are smart enough and tuned in enough to keep one eye on sites like ZeroHedge and a couple of the ones in the right navbar area.

I was also reminded of this while fucking last night’s PoF skank ho over her kitchen table, as a thing or two said earlier in the evening clicked into place, and something else fell out of that….

A development that I have noted on PoF is that the wimminz are starting to compare and share notes and gossip about the men, so you start chatting to completely new to you wimminz on PoF, who nevertheless let slip that they have heard all about you… and this can get quite funny when they get your user name wrong or confused with someone else, and PoF has got popular enough that you can pick “Flash Gordon” as a user name and it will come back saying it is taken, do you wanna be Flash Gordon 97 or 98… so the wimminz then confuse you with Flash Gordon 79 or 89, which doesn’t really matter because as it turns out both those guys are “bastards” too, e.g. pump and dump merchants just like you.

What clicked over the kitchen table was the BBC news coming on in the background, yet another episode in the apparently never ending Greek Debt Crisis©

So we finish fucking and I gesture at the TV and ask “are you following this shit?” and before she even answers you can just tell I might as well have asked her if she is following the price of tampons in Guatemala

Now I am famous and almost unemployable in my daytime gig, because quite often when presented with a piece of corporate mind numbing fuckwittery I can and do genuinely point at the wimminz involved in or leading said fuckwittery, and point out that “What the fuck do you expect when you give a bunch of wimmiz a job, except a WI coffee morning / fashion show / fuckup?

Without fucking exception, every time this happens, I see 75% of the men, and their skulls turn entirely transparent and the only thought in their heads is OMG HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT OUT LOUD OH FUCK DID I SMILE OR NOD NO NO NO I MUST HAVE IMAGINED IT HE CAN’T POSSIBLY…etc

90% the wimminz present are of course YOU’RE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER

Which is why I end up ***almost*** unemployable, the wimminz won’t have it, if they get a say.

However as all men know, there are areas in every industry that the wimminz do not want, areas where there is actual physical work to be done, areas without potted plants and a coffee machine… and it is in there places that I am still marginally employable… it suits me because I do not have to cater to the sensibilities of wimminz while at work, and can curse and swear at recalcitrant equipment etc.

So getting back to the plot, it doesn’t exactly surprise me when I ask this skank ho (with my cum dripping down her legs and onto the kitchen floor) if she is following the greek debt crisis horse and pony show, and she looks at me like I just turned into a donkey… let’s face it, wimminz are not generally known (any more) for their ability to balance a chequebook, and the fact is her own finances are is a pretty precarious state, but on the fridge calendar there are fortnightly appointments for the nail technician, tanning salon, and hair salon, and that’s gotta be fifty quid a week right there down the toilet.

So I tell her to make me a coffee (make me a sammich, bitch) and decide, for shit and giggles, to give her the short version, just to see what she will make of it… and so having gone into the background briefly, got to the point where I have explained that it is a bit like pass the parcel in Belfast pub in that it doesn’t really matter who is left holding the parcel when the music stops, if you are in the pub when it goes off it is going to maim or kill you, which is the situation with our economies and debt in general, and Greece in particular as the first domino to fall / sacrificial lamb for the US$ and Obama’s re-election, depending on your perspective.

Which is why the reaction of the markets, everything imaginable “up” is interesting, didn’t she think.

Her reaction was priceless………… and pure wimminz….

To her, it made no difference if all the other players in the market are delusional, as long as there are other people prepared to play the game itself, then the game itself was worth playing, because “… after all, everyone needs something to do, you know, to make money..

Not to make STUFF, e.g. actually increasing value and generating wealth, but to make that imaginary thing, “fiat money”, and in true wimminz style, what happens OUTSIDE those markets does not matter, because what matters is being INSIDE them, and playing the game, and fitting in, and being a part of the herd mentality.

In a sense the whole idea that financial markets are feminist in nature, and had to be tightly controlled and regulated in order to prevent them from causing chaos and global destruction, is, as far as I know, only new in the application of the “feminist” label to them.

The markets hate being controlled, markets go out of control, Glass-Steagall is introduced, markets hate that, Glass-Steagall is reformed, markets are less controlled and go out of control again…. sounds just like a wimminz without the strong and authoritative hand of a man to rein her in.

So a man, Dominique Strauss Khan, is fitted up for a False Rape Accusation, and then a wimminz, Christine Lagarde, is stuck in as head of the IMF and only then is the EU sovereign debt crisis express ready to roll, and what happens?

I mean, here we have world shaking, world war starting, scale financial and institutional and constitutional events, and they are being run in effect by the same mindless fucks you can find in any middle management meeting room anywhere in the western world, with a high percentage of wimminz who have successfully neutered the few niggerz present just by being wimminz and able to whine about anything they like being sexist or violent or abusive or controlling or some such shit…..

…. and like the stupid skank ho with my cum running down her leg onto her kitchen floor, they don’t see their job on that committee as being solving the fucking problem that the committee was formed to address or remedy, oh no, their job as they see it is to participate in the fucking committee… that’s it.

What could possibly go fucking wrong?

February 9, 2012

Rinse and repeat your brain

This follows on from a series of long phone calls with a mate on the whole subject of wimminz and PoF and indeed us and sexual drives / desires / needs.

Learn the following FACTS;

  1. Failing to “pull” a specific woman is not a failure on your part.
  2. Failing to get a great response generally is not a failure on your part.
  3. Failing at the same point with the same stated or guessed reasons for rejection is not a failure on your part.

Fact 1.

We will pick an imaginary PoF profile and call her “SlutA”, you have sent your quick and mass produced copied and pasted opening lines, you get no response, or you get a lukewarm response that dries up after three or four messages back and forwards.

Fuck it, walk away, there is no mileage wasting another second on the skank ho, she clearly expects Craptain Save a Ho to pop along any minute, so she isn’t even worthy as a pump and dump, no matter how hot the body….

You are in REAL danger of letting the porno factor take control, the bit where you got NOTHING but a crappy picture, and your brain starts adding details that are not there, and before you know it your cock is throbbing for the hot slut…

So take the hint, walk away.

Fact 2.

If the same thing as Fact 1 seems to be a regular occurrence, well, what the fuck did you expect dude, have you not read a single word I have written, AWALT, or you think maybe PoF is a hidden treasure trove of sexually deprived hot cunt throbbing and desperate for your cock.

Did you not read the things I wrote about HAVING to play the numbers, production line style, it is an industrial process, not a fucking treasure hunt.

Did you not understand the implications of AWALT? What the fuck is your “keeper” woman doing on PoF??? No woman gets on PoF without having sucked a hundred yards of cock and still failed to get and hold on to a man, so what are the chances of you finding anything other than a pump and dump in there?

Fact 3.

If the same thing as Fact 2 seems to be a regular occurrence, and it always happens around about the same point, when you send your pic, when you speak on the phone, when you reveal what you drive, then yeah dude, it probably is how you look, how you sound, or what you drive that put the bitch off, and you know what, you lucked out because another psycho skank ho eliminated herself from the pleasure of your company, and she did it before you spent one red cent.


Which brings us to what prompted these phone calls and worries from my mate, which is that he has had a long dry spell on PoF, and by long dry spell I mean 1 new skank fuck so far this year, and one old standby that is available but which he doesn’t fancy much.

I told him, shrugs, these things go in cycles, besides, you know what date it is?

And he says 4th Feb because these chats started a week ago, and I ask him what date is coming, and he says uuuh?

I tell him, Feb 14th, Valentines day.. the wimminz are all in extreme hamster wheel psycho stage looking for romance that ain’t there, I told him, thank your lucky stars you aren’t doing “well” on PoF, because at the moment the wimminz only want the sucker who will buy the flowers and chocolates, so look at the money you are saving, and come the end of the month, it will be back to normal, spring coming, sap rising, summer on the horizon and some cock needed to ride, but now still makes excellent practice times, so get on PoF mate, don’t worry about the conversion rate, just enjoy yourself.

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