Wimminz – celebrating skank ho's everywhere

July 20, 2013

Slutz for rent… cheeeeep…

First of all we had better get the NAWALT thing outta da way…  if you hadn’t met her on a fucking site you would not have known she had fucked 30 guys 5 couples and 2 wimminz over the past year, some of them repeats.warn_a_brother

Just cos you did not know this, does not mean it didn’t happen.

Ignorance is bliss“?

I doubt it, shit that you don’t know is in my experience just deferred pain.


Now you got two choices, you can go ghost, or when life hands you lemons you can make lemonade.

Me, I choose to make lemonade.

The problem is for the 99.9% of guys who get handed lemons and try to “improve” it and make champagne, I’m reminded of the line from Christine, “Boy, ya can’t polish a turd.” and boy does this ever apply to wimminz, all wimminz, no exceptions…

You get handed a slut the only change you can make, and it is temporary, but worthwhile, is to change her from being “a slut” to being “your slut”, that has some utility, until the point where it forgets its station in life, and that is kerb time.

There is a thing in life called EROI, energy returned on investment, and it applies to everything.

If you expend a 1,000 bucks worth of diesel and maintenance and fertiliser and seeds to farm and grow 500 bucks worth of food, you just lost, sooner or later you are going to starve.

If you expend 1,000 kWh of oil energy to pull 750 kWh energy worth of oil out of the ground, you just lost, if someone hands you 1,000 kWh of hydro power that only cost 250 kWh to build and maintain then you just broke even.

Taking the day off and firing up the twin big blocks in your classic 35 foot cigarette boat and going out for the day turning 100 octane into salt spray, noise, shits and grins, is lose lose lose, so you better have made profits in other areas of your life in order to be able to do that “non essential to survival” thing.

Being handed a filthy whore therefore only becomes a problem when you start making an investment of your time or energy or money to improve her, you will always end up in negative EROI.

Imagine spending your life teaching people how to fish for food, in the hope that once they learn they will go fishing with you and lighten your load, and all they all do without exception is immediately go somewhere else and start plying their trade as fishermen…. probably in competition with you.

This is the inevitable result of investing your time or effort into a slut.

So, “Hey AfOR, where do you find all these sluts willing to drive two hours to your place just so they can stick their tongue up your ass and reaffirm their zero net worth in both your eyes and theirs?

in a Mr T accent, Look around you sucker.

Same place I find these 500 dollar cars that I run for 3 years with no maintenance, right under your fuckin’ noses, I see em for what they are, you however treat them all as fixer uppers and a week later have blown 500 on a stereo, 500 on paint and 500 on wheels, suddenly you have a 2,000 dollar car that looks like a 200 dollar car, and every flaw screams out at you.

I dunno, in the Trayvon / Zimmerman trial, the star witness for the persecution, hell man, I would have (had I been any of the lawyer types there) stood up and said I was Frito Pendejo, and Zimmerman was guilty because he talked like a fag, oh, and he interrupted me while I was watching Ow My Balls!

But that’s why I am not a lawyer, and that is why I can find skanky sluts everywhere I look, and 500 buck beaters that last me 3 years.

I’m not looking to fix anything up, so I see what is before my eyes, and if it has utility….

October 2, 2011


Last week I was talking to someone “green” about home energy consumption, and I mentioned that I had measured *everything* in my house back in 2008, and the results were not what you might expect.

I showed them the spreadsheet I had created by monitoring every single electrical device in the household individually over one week with a skip load of kill-a-watt meters and a lot of dodgy temporary wiring.

I left them a copy of the spreadsheet. Today I have just heard from them, apparently they have been arguing non stop, and the consensus is that the wife thinks I did something wrong or I am weird and ran an abnormal house, and the husband thinks maybe my measuring methodology was somehow flawed, and thus they have reached some sort of agreement with each other that basically I am wrong.

Rather than respond, basically I just shrugged and added yet another household to my cellphone and email block filters…. however, out of potential interest for my readers, here is the data below, remember, this is electrical consumption, and it is from 2008, and it is the UK.

Overall household consumption.

Standby Watt 24 hour kWh Standby cost Usage cost
23.00 2.585 £0.27 1 – Living room
0 2.911 £0.31 2 – Kitchen
39.00 5.301 £0.56 3 – Hall
0.00 1.304 £0.14 4 – Bathroom
0.00 0.221 £0.02 5 – Bed 1
0.00 0.031 £0.00 6 – Bed 2
0.00 0.031 £0.00 7 – Bed 3
0.00 0.652 £0.07 8 – W’shop
0.00 0.372 £0.04 9 – Garden
62.00 13.408 £0.00 £1.41 Day
£128.11 91 days

As a sanity check I compared this to the meter readings

1,304.00 Actual kWh from bill £136.92
1220.10 accounted for £128.11
83.90 £8.81

Which opens a whole new can of worms about the rather interesting subject of utility meter accuracy and calibration and legal requirements and standards….

On an apparently completely unrelated note, most recent queries in personal messages sent to me by guys doing the internet dating thing have boiled down to “so she was texting me every 5 minutes telling me her cunt is dripping for my cock, and now she has just gone all cold and distant?????

In the first instance the couple were right there, THEY raised the subject of energy consumption, THEY raised the specific topic within that subject of which things in the house use most energy, THEY saw me open my laptop and saw me dig out an old Excel file with a file date three plus years old, chances I could have been forewarned and planned and planted ready to use fake data? Zilch.

Since I was right there and explained in great detail (far more than there is time or space for here) how and what I did to ensure that each individual measurement was set up correctly, how I calibrated the power meter itself, what I did to ensure that each reading was fair and not just a small segment of a typical consumption / time graph, what methods I used after each stage to “sanity check” the results, there wasn’t any room at all, even for an unreasonable person with an agenda, to find flaws in my results, beyond the obvious individual variations between households, eg their 2008 Philips 7kg washing machine vs my 2008 Samsung 7kg washing machine.

Yet, since the results were not what they wanted, the results were dismissed as simply being wrong, and their own household, which has never been measured in any detail beyond the total consumption and bill every quarter, was deemed to be entirely different to my household, and it was mainly the wimmin in this house that made this decision, and then proceeded to browbeat her pet niggerz to agree with her.

In short, this wimminz preferred her fantasy castle in the sky model of power consumption in her home to scientifically verified reality.

Given such an attitude this wimminz is no doubt now restricting the use of those things that in her fantasy castle in the sky model use most power, which in all probability means their actual quarterly power consumption and therefore bill will go UP, and as / if / when it does, it won’t be the wimminz fault, oh no, the only possible answers are that the power company is wrong, and good luck with that, especially when it involves the wimmin in the household having to argue with the wimminz who works in the power company billing dept, and that old standby, clearly her pet niggerz was not obeying orders correctly and continued to turn on the wrong things.

And so as I explain to these men who contact me about wimminz who suddenly and without warning go from dripping wet cunt to ignoring you, it isn’t you that is the problem, it isn’t anything you have or have not done, it isn’t even anything you could influence if you chose to, all that has happened is that the wimminz in question had some fantasy castle in the sky going on about your cock, and now she doesn’t, perhaps all it took was for her cat to get ill, one of her rugrats to puke on the floor, or some other poor unfortunate who failed to realise that Princess Precious was going to the mall that day and wanted to park in her favourite parking spot…..

Your male obsession with actual FACTS will just fuck you up.

Let’s take my actual factual recorded electrical consumption figures from 2008 above, lets take the standby consumption of everything in the Living room of 23 Watts… and by the way for the average house in 2011 this ia a remarkably LOW figure, what with TV, Satellite, DVR, Stereo, 3 or 4 wall warts permanently plugged in for when you want to charge smartphones etc.

As far as cupcake is concerned your manly Mig Welder is the culprit (aside from the inconvenient fact that it saved the household enough money to pay for itself by fixing the gates) and the fact that is uses 3kW just proves that fact….

In reality the hobby mig welder is probably powered up for 36 hours a year, consuming 200 watts, and striking an arc for 1 hour a year, consuming 3000 watts, so we have (36 x 200) + (1 x 3000) = 10.2 kWh consumed per year.
Spread evenly over an entire year this averages to about 1 watt.

The 23 watt standby load in the living room, so cupcake can watch QVC and charge her phone and laptop to play farmville and flirt with other men will consume the same amount of power in just 18 days of solid standby mode alone, far far less when powered up.

So what is going on, since it is patently obvious that the wimminz fantasy castle in the sky does nothing else quite so well as fail miserably at modelling everyday reality? Why cling to something that is not merely crap, but the most crap solution it is possible to find?

Well when you have eliminated everything else, you have to accept what is left, no matter how freaky it is.

The freaky but only remaining possible answer is that it does not matter whether it is the your cock makes my cunt wet fantasy castle in the sky, or the your welder uses all the power fantasy castle in the sky, the purpose is not to model reality, since it does this worse than any other tool.

If the purpose of this fantasy castle in the sky is not to model reality, then we need to discover its true purpose, and that must be a purpose that more than outweighs the fact that as far as reality goes, it is the worst fucking model you could have found, the most impractical model you could have found, and the most likely to cause future problems model you could have found.

That purpose is that the fantasy castle in the sky model makes wimminz feel the way they want to feel, on a moment by moment basis, and the way they want to feel is not even remotely related to or connected to or tied to the reality of who and what they are.

If the wimminz wants to feel like her cunt is the most glorious thing in the universe and your cock would do anything to get in there then the wimminz will have a wet cunt, ten minutes later she will move on to something else and it is like the wet cunt never happened…. wimminz compartmentalise their lives like this, like a series of still cartoons in a comic book, and if you look closely and ignore the fantasy castle speech bubbles the content of each cartoon cell / image is different to the last, with few if any common features except perhaps the main character, the wimminz herself, and as always the story the cartoon tells only makes any sense if you first suspend all rational disbelief and believe in the main character, the wimminz herself.

Note also that the main character of these fantasy castles in the sky cartoons gains precisely nothing from believing in you, or caring for you, what you think, what you feel, what you need, on the contrary, it costs her time she could be using living in cloud cuckoo land.

Getting back to the couple who started this, this is why the wimminz was angry at her pet house niggerz, his role is as a walk on walk off bit part in her cartoon fantasy life, and anything that doesn’t stay in character for his part pisses the wimminz off.

Getting back to the men who message me about wimminz who go from wet cunts to ignoring them, this is why you do not spend one more second on them asking what the fuck happened, it is out of character for your walk on walk off bit part in the wimminz cartoon life, and so it will piss the wimminz off. lose-lose.

What you do is what I do, paint your own cartoon fantasy and allow the wimminz to see themselves cast as a walk on walk off bit parts in your fantasy life, bit parts that appeal to them and coincide with their own castles in the sky, and since we are playing the numbers game, only ever pay any attention to those who self select themselves for a walk on walk off role at your direction.

This is, after all, the world we have created for ourselves prior to the economic collapse, a world of self centred and selfish and isolated individuals all each living their own little fantasy lives, and yesterday’s cartoon is so much kitty litter lining… and tomorrow’s has yet to be written.

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