Wimminz – celebrating skank ho's everywhere

May 5, 2014

Good shit.

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: — wimminz @ 10:10 pm

I’m a fan of good visuals and diagrams, sadly in this powerpoint age apparently nobody else is, just going for the visually impressive.

But a good diagram doesn’t need to be drawn, if you can’t visualise it, it isn’t a good diagram.

Here’s one, let’s take as an example a CNC CO2 laser cutter / engraver.

For any given spec or size of machine, you can draw a line, and along that line you can plot the QUALITY of the components, from a crap tube that claims 100 watts output but probably won’t really see it, and which will have a working life of 1,000 hours if you are lucky, to a top spec tube that easily produces the claimed 100 watts, and which is certified for a 8,000 hour working life, minimum.

You can draw another line, and along this line you can plot the technical expertise, good design, good assembly, ergonomics, TECHNICAL EXCELLENCE and so on that the manufacturer puts in to the machine.

You can draw another line, and along this line you can plot COST or price.

You can put all three lines together to form a cube, and label the sides / axes as above, and say that all approximately 100 watt CO2 laser cutter / engravers will be a point somewhere in that cubic field.

Yeah, really neat, but it is fucking meaningless unless you take a statistically significant sample of said machines, inspect them, and plot each one one said visual diagram.

Do THAT and you will get something you did not expect.

Epilog and the yank stuff, yeah, great quality, great product, but high price too.

RS Laser, great product, great quality, but very reasonably priced.

Cheapo ebay flavour chinese stuff, average product, poor quality, but cheap.

and carry on till you have 40 or 50 points plotted in 3D

You’ll find that you cannot get a great product for cheap money… with one or two exceptions that stand out because the product is not great, but it is bloody good, bang per buck.

You’ll find that the cheapest are usually the worst products with the worst quality.

You’ll find that the most expensive really aren’t that much better than the reasonably priced, with some exceptions of course, at both ends of the distribution.

You’ll find that your brain starts to hurt, as there doesn’t seem to be a lot of logic to it all, some products are literally twice the price of others, some products could be made 100% better for 10% more money, it’s hard to work out on any of the products where the ticket price is distributed, and why the decision was made to build it that way.

Epilog is like Apple and iphones, it is a good product, but at a premium price, and a lot of the premium price goes to pay for the branding and marketing.

It could be smartphones, digital cameras, computers, cars, motorcycles, routers, flat screen displays, you’ll see the same thing everywhere.

Logically it doesn’t make sense, and if capitalism and free markets was anything more than a theory, a 3,000 dollar 50″ 1080p screen would be three times as good as a 1,000 dollar one, because there shouldn’t be *enough* wriggle room in those three axes of the visual idea cube to have it any other way…

If the 1,000 dollar one is nearly as good as the 3,000 dollar one, why isn’t the 3,000 dollar manufacturer using the same components as the 1,000 dollar one and dropping the price, or why isn’t the 1,000 dollar one being sold at 3,000, what is going on?



A genuine OKC profile, a 22 year old geeky chick from Hampshire, these are all, not edited, all, her answers to the subset of questions OKC classifies as sexual… IN THE ORDER THEY APPEAR.

Are you a virgin?
Skank Yes

Do you believe that regular sex is necessary in maintaining a healthy relationship?
Skank No

If you’re in a relationship you expect will last for the rest of your life, is it important to you that it be the most satisfying sexual relationship you have ever had?
Skank No I’m polyamorous, one of the advantages being relationships can have different things that make them wonderful.

Group sex (with 3 or more people):
Skank It seriously interests me.

Would you ever consider cutting a partner (who asked for it) in sexual play?
Skank Maybe A difficult one- I’m uncomfortable with knives and it would be a difficult thing to do safely. But I wouldn’t want to just dismiss a sexual request without giving it thought.

Is a tongue stud a turn-on?
Skank No

Receiving anal sex?
Skank I like it / I think I might like it

Regardless of future plans, what’s more interesting to you right now?
Skank Love

You’re in a new relationship and your partner admits that they have had 14 sexual partners. Does that sound like a lot to you?
Skank I guess, but It doesn’t change how I feel.

Would you ever consider a relationship where you would take on an exclusive sexual role as master or slave?
Skank No. As a switch I find the idea of taking on one role for a whole relationship, and this question makes it sound like a 24/7 thing, extreme.

Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?

Skank Yes

Which do you like more? Be honest.
Skank Receiving massages

Are you fetish-friendly?
Skank Bring out the toys! ‘toys’ indeed. Yes. I’m friendly to kink.

Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?
Skank Yes

Orgasms are clearly the most important part of sex.
Skank I disagree.

Would you rather…
Skank be tied up during sex Truly I enjoy both, but I had to chose one.

Have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone of the same sex?
Skank Yes, and I enjoyed myself.

Did you join OkCupid just so you could find people to have sex with?
Skank No

Would you honestly answer any question concerning your sexual history that a partner might ask?
Skank Yes. I think as long as it’s someone you care about there’s no point in not being honest.

Is there a such thing as having had too many sex partners?
Skank No

Do you believe contraception is morally wrong?
Skank No

Is a guy who’s slept with 100 girls a bad person?
Skank No

Which of the following would you be most disturbed to find in a 13-year-old child’s room?
Skank Weapons.

Is a girl who’s slept with 100 guys a bad person?
Skank No

Are some sex acts with consenting adults inherently wrong or immoral? Assume no unusual risk of injury.
Skank No

OK, so you’re a fucking poly-amorous kinky fetish friendly VIRGIN who also likes to TIUTA, and you 14 previous partners sounds like a lot, but 100 previous partners is something you’re Ok with…

A little disclaimer here, the profile in question was sent to me by a reader who lives extremely close to the skank in question, he asserts it is all quite genuine.


You see, the two things are not unrelated.

The bitch is legally sane and legally rational, and she is just like the rest of the herd, some of whom will be working in various companies making various widgets and so on.

The profile SHE WROTE HERSELF, contains such obvious aberrations and mutually exclusive statements, and yet she herself is apparently completely unaware of this… the thought literally never entered her head… these things, which she claims about herself, are nonetheless invisible to her on a cognitive level.

As much as we might ridicule her, and rightly so, she is far from unique.

People do not just hold false views on things, they will hold false and mutually exclusive views on things, and no cognitive processes ever go anywhere near these things, so it is safe to say that no cognitive processes are involved in these things, and where these things are present, cognitive processes are absent.

And then you dig a little deeper, and find more false views on things, and so on, and so on, as you seek to find something somewhere in her head that could be identified by Mr Spock as being quite logical Craptain…

And you recoil with horror, because you can’t find anything, anywhere, all you see is shortcuts and conditioned reflex and stock answers.

And so you start looking elsewhere, you start looking at “successful” people, bankers and lawyers and politicians and doctors and managers and so on, and all you can find is more of the same, monkey brains sitting on top of lizard brains sitting on top of some wetware BIOS, and it is all MIMICKING intellect and cognition, it’s taking shortcuts like a motherfucker 24/7, whatever uses the least compute power and don’t kill em, good enough.

And you start looking at products in a new light, because they are all heavily dependent on human beings and the functioning of their brains.

Did Samsung copy the iPhone? Doesn’t matter, all you need to know is that when faced with a question, given a choice between spending compute energy on working an answer out, and looking around and seeing an already existing answer, and just taking that and using and making it fit somehow, for almost no compute energy, the low energy solution is taken, every, single, fucking, time…

Herds of beasts carving pathways through the savannah, less compute power than finding your own fucking way 10 feet off to the side.


I’m typing this in fits and starts, I’m the death watch beatle, old boy at death’s door, lots of talk about EOL and DNR, but as usual it’s like the next rain, nobody knows exactly when it’s coming, could be later tonight, could be a few days, could be a few weeks, but nobody believes that.

Meanwhile notably all the wimminz are running around like cunts making spectacles of themselves, the old cunt is dying, but THEIR public displays of grief come first, and second comes arguing about his will… poor fucker isn’t even dead yet and they are arguing about how his meagre estate will be apportioned.

It’s a dying shame, literally, one of the old crew from the era when NOT using your fucking brain had rather immediate and often severe and some times fatal consequences.

Just one or two of the older ones there got it, talking about him at the fall of singapore, him on the channel patrol boats, him as a young man, him mellowing with age, him and his absolute sincerity and integrity.

They were the ones making sure the nurses were ok, making sure the doctors knew DNR, making sure he was peaceful and comfortable as can be expected, making sure he had the last rights, and from a friend too.

Just taking care of the good shit.

1 Comment

  1. Great post as always. I come for the wimminz lolz, and stay for shit like that cube plotting idea.

    Sorry to hear about your ‘old boy’ mate.

    Comment by Tim — May 6, 2014 @ 9:19 am

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