So there I was, down the pub, discussing the new PC I was building, without willy waving it is pretty high end, Ivy Bridge on socket 2011, so some of the lads start talking components and manufacturer’s…
then “Ted” weighs in…
Ted asks me what mobo, I tell him Asus X79 WS, he don’t know what that is, but he says good, as long as it aint a Gigabyte, cos he has had two of them die on him in the past, and so he will never touch gigabyte again as long as he lives.
Ted asks me what HD’s, I tell him dual 512 gig OCZ Vector SSD, he don’t know what that is, but he says good, as long as it aint Seagate, cos he has had two of them die on him in the past, and so he will never touch seagate again as long as he lives.
That’s my policy, says Ted, fuck me over twice and that’s it, never again as long as I live will I go near your products.
I’ve had a few beers, I start laughing and make a comment, and it is one of those moments when you know that person ain’t never going to forget or forgive, fuck it and fuck him.
I laughed my ass off, and said “Ted, you’re on your third fucking marriage…….”
You could have heard a pin drop, I guess Ted will be making an exception in my case, I don’t have to fucking him over twice….lol