Wimminz – celebrating skank ho's everywhere

September 18, 2013

Just a quickie

So there I was, down the pub, discussing the new PC I was building, without willy waving it is pretty high end, Ivy Bridge on socket 2011, so some of the lads start talking components and manufacturer’s…

then “Ted” weighs in…

Ted asks me what mobo, I tell him Asus X79 WS, he don’t know what that is, but he says good, as long as it aint a Gigabyte, cos he has had two of them die on him in the past, and so he will never touch gigabyte again as long as he lives.

Ted asks me what HD’s, I tell him dual 512 gig OCZ Vector SSD, he don’t know what that is, but he says good, as long as it aint Seagate, cos he has had two of them die on him in the past, and so he will never touch seagate again as long as he lives.

That’s my policy, says Ted, fuck me over twice and that’s it, never again as long as I live will I go near your products.

I’ve had a few beers, I start laughing and make a comment, and it is one of those moments when you know that person ain’t never going to forget or forgive, fuck it and fuck him.

I laughed my ass off, and said “Ted, you’re on your third fucking marriage…….”

You could have heard a pin drop, I guess Ted will be making an exception in my case, I don’t have to fucking him over twice….lol



  1. LMAO!!!

    Was debating going for a RAID0 SSD too, but the oddly worse 4k performance and the boot-up RAID shenanigans dissuaded me.
    Also I don´t trust the OCZ, but I know you like the cheap sluts(harhar). 😉

    Comment by hans — September 18, 2013 @ 11:18 pm

    • I said dual, didn’t say striped.. >;*)

      The revo Z drive PCI SSD’s are pretty good, but serious fucking money…

      If you want RAID-0 to actually WORK, forget onboard “software” raid, grab an LSI 4 port card, but speaking personally I would never stripe an SSDx2… just asking for trouble even with an incremental NAS backup.

      Stick enough RAM in the bitch and she#ll never touch the disks except from program load and data write anyway… RAM in copious quantities is the answer to everything, 4 x 8 gig mushkin blackine pc3-19200 / 2400

      Comment by wimminz — September 18, 2013 @ 11:35 pm

      • Oops dual, missed that. Love the 16GB I have in my new budget gaming/surfing/wanking PC!
        Actually I rediscovered the virtues of the good ole RAMDisc and put the Windows-TMP dir. on the 4GB partition(+automatic backup on shutdown) the free version offers. I know there are Supercache drivers, but frankly I don´t feel like paying for something Windows should do itself. So ramdisc and portable apps it is.

        Maybe by now it´s all moot but in the beginning OCZ had this reputation for using cheap flash chips, also the weird way their controller operates made me suspicious too. The reason that back then I got myself a good priced 128GB Crucial.
        Jeez those LSI´s are a bit pricey.
        Frankly I don´t see the benefit to get one when they almost cost more than the damned 2nd SSD itself?

        Comment by hans — September 20, 2013 @ 6:30 am

  2. cognitive dissonance makes the world go round

    Comment by Joe — September 19, 2013 @ 9:32 am

    • Well, it certainly makes the Housing-Bankster-Realtard world go ’round! “Private placement equity” firms (Blackstone, Carlyle Group, etc.), aka the black-guards of The Bank$ters, have re-inflated Duh Housing Bubble in many metros of Duh USA, block-buying foreclosures, thus “juicing duh stats”, and thereby luring Duh Mom & Pops off the sideline… “don’t want to get in late… AGAIN!” lulz… one born every minute.

      PS: AfOR, pls report back on your uber-PC real-world results… what OS U gonna run on the beast?

      Comment by DGAF in Miami — September 20, 2013 @ 1:34 am

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