As others have commented elsewhere, PoF (Plenty of Fish) is disappearing up it’s own asshole (prace bets now on a wimminz being involved) which started a while ago with the “men cannot message wimminz more than 7 years younger or less than 70 pounds heavier than themselves” (sic) and other nickel and dime changes.
To be fair, PoF is free, so you get what you pay for, and in the last week all three of my main email addresses have been shit-listed, which means I can go through the sign-up process, get a welcome email, be unable to login, ask for a password reminder and be told my email address is unknown to the system.
To be fair, this is no loss, I have had precisely zero gash from PoF in 2013 to date, not even a fucking nibble since October last year, mainly because PoF consists entirely of the same old revolving door wimminz coming back, and the remainder of new faces are all unfuckably ugly / fat / Cluster B, mainly all three.
I’m pretty damn sure that the only men left on PoF are all red pill mofo’s like me, and the wimminz know it, so Markus’s latest changes are an attempt to address the fact that PoF is no longer working for da wimminz… good luck with that…
Which is why I am seeing an upsurge of wimminz on fucking / swinging sites using said sites to look for a fucking steady relationshit, it is surreal and bizarro… Flo the ho, with a list of interests that include bukkake and gangbangs and a list of verifications that run 1st June, 4th June, 5th June, 5th June, 6th June, etc, is on there looking for a fucking relationshit, cos, you know, fucking sites are also full of men who’se lives are all empty without a village bike / cumbucket in it…
You really could not make this shit up.
I’m also starting to get accused of being a money obsessed tightwad, by these wimminz (well, some fucker has to pump and dump them first on any given site..lol) as soon as the penny drops that “I will do ANYTHING you want in bed” doesn’t get them access to my wallet / declarations of affection and love from me… so, it ain’t me who is obsessed with money.. lol
Traditionally on the fucking sites there were two main classes of wimminz to watch out for.
- The fat cunts with no proper jobs who always ended up being moderators of forums and suchlike, feminazi central.
- The wimminz who were part of a couple, but she wanted extra cock so he had to smile and go along with it and make like it was what he always wanted.
Group 1 was always unfuckable in the extreme, but Group 2 was also iffy, because they would stalk their extra cock and not want to share their extra cock with other wimminz in group 2, because, you see, it was THEIR extra cock, just like hubby’s cock was THEIRS.
But now there is this new Group 3, the ones who USED to spend 20 hours a week on PoF and 1 hour a week on the fucking sites, who are now spending 20 hours a week on the fucking sites and 1 hour a week on PoF.
Proper cluster B jekyll/hyde types who will rant about the petrol they used those times they drove to you, but not mention the diesel you used every other time when you drove to them… the doubling down continues apace as the economic writing on the wall becomes plain for all to see.
It’s getting to the point where they are no longer looking for a man to fund their pwincess lifestyle, they are looking for a man who can afford live yoghurt for their cunt at a dollar a quart, fuck it, it looks like cum anyway……
I’m reminded of a Scottish girl I met many years ago who told me “I cannae een afford tampax“, instead she used to use pub toilets and stuff her panties with folded up bog roll.
Then of course there are the ones who have profile pics showing them holding a lit cigarette, or right behind there there is a bic and a pack of 20 and an ashtray on the table, but they will not meet smokers, same as all the ones who only do safe sex, with profile pics full of bare cocks in their mouths, and yet they are still happy enough to talk and meet and fuck me, with my profile being full of non negotiable you fucking are gonna do this shit if you are with me slut stuff, I’m going to dump my cum in all three of your holes, fist you, video you, etc etc
Clearly of course though I am a man of substance in their eyes, I don’t need the free condoms handed out by the clinic, I could afford to buy my own, but choose to spend that money on cattle prods H^H^H^ sex toys instead.
I should also mention the fourth group that is burgeoning in numbers, those who are also “escorts” on other websites, the offers of cash for sex are on the rise, no longer will the husband face a moral dilemma if some rich fuck offers him a million bucks to fuck his wife, fuck it, if the rich asshole wants to pay 999,950 bucks more than everyone else, that is his choice…
In the last week, I also met, in the flesh, a first for me, which doesn’t often happen… married man, who with his wife has a couple’s profile on a swinging site, he doesn’t “play”, he is the cuckold, and she does seriously kinky and filthy stuff, and she and her cocks make electronic recordings of this to humiliate the cuck hubby with, it is all such good fun.
So, this guy tells me, HIS part of this arrangement was only ever made verbally with his wife, whereas HER part is all recorded electronically and backed up, SMS messages, voice calls with her being fucked, video calls, and HD digital video.
I just nod at him… and?
I’m planning on divorcing the bitch, and NOT being taken to the fucking cleaners, he says, and smiles at me with a shit eating grin…
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys
One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave,