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June 20, 2012

Slits, Sluts and Whores.

I have been watching for a few weeks, just to make sure, and there is now no doubt whatsoever.

Local PoF listing for “intimate encounter” are going through the roof. Notably, so has the proportion of these listings with a publicly viewable face pic.

While a proportion of these “intimate encounter” ads are still from wimminz who are looking for fuck-buddies and no more, suddenly there is a whole slew of them “looking for help with the phone bill” and such, and they all also claim to be early twenties, some of them even are.

And so, in the spirit of research, I have been contacting a few.

First off I tried with my usual “clearly a player” profile, and had precisely ZERO responses of any kind from these “phone billsluts.

So I created a new basically empty profile and a throwaway hotmail account, and messaged the exact same set of sluts.

All except one replied, and we took it to IM.

So, cut to the chase, how much “help with the phone bill” would they ACTUALLY settle for (as opposed to their opening offer) and what was on offer.

First off, about 10% were as young and hot as the chick in the pic, and make no mistake, this is whoring, the colour of my money was the only question, not my age or physical shape.

About 40% were as young as the chick in the pic, but not as hot as they had kids.

About 40% were clearly late 20’s / early 30’s, but quite fuckable, and all had kids.

About 10% were fuglies.

All of them, all holes were on offer, most of them more extreme kink including them rimming me (google it) was on offer for extra money. All bareback / no condom.

The basic turn up, pump and spurt and leave fuck had a median price of 15 UK Pounds Sterling, hereafter referred to as a Quid. Though there were a few who offered to do it for 10 quid, or for 20 offer me more than one quick pump and spurt, I could have a second if I could manage it.

At this point in all these conversations I stated that what I was REALLY after was something regular, being a divorced guy with a decent job and no interest in getting a steady wife or girlfriend, I was looking for a regular fuck, say once a week, with a fixed budget, and I had three fixed weekly amounts of money available, 20 quid, 50 quid and 100 quid, what could I get for this…

You know that shit where suddenly multiple wimminz in widely separated areas suddenly edit their PoF profiles with identical phrases and captions, well, the wimminz hive mind works on this level too, it was remarkably similar …

20 quid got me a full hour at a fixed time on a fixed day every week.

50 quid got me all day on a fixed day every week, or “all night” where that meant from 6pm to midnight.

100 quid got me basically 24 hours, a day and a night, on a fixed day/night every week.

For our foreign readers, 100 quid is between 20% and 25% of the average weekly rent for a single person in a shared house or one bed flat.

As soon as hey believed I was looking for a regular weekly thing, all the wimminz without exception turned uber sweet and nice and basically hard sell… and the instant I mentioned “well, I’m sure tempted, but there are other girls offering the same thing for similar money babe” it got real hard sell, as in you have any fantasies I’ll do them for you babe, you want to tie me up, photograph me, piss on me, I’ll do it ALL for YOU babe… they say…

At this point one of them offered me a freebie, try before you buy / rent… lol, oh, and since I was going to be REGULAR and RELIABLE, how about 25% discount, so instead of 400 quid a month, call it 300 quid a month.

Which got me thinking….

So I went back to them all and started asking questions like;

  • Do have you have safe off street parking nearby because there is no way I am leaving my Mercedes / BMW / Audi on the street?
  • Do you by any chance own a SMART evening or cocktail dress?
  • Do you speak any Spanish / French / Italian?
  • Do you have any physical issues with bright sun and / or heat?

… and I can’t say the response was the least bit surprising, until I deflected their return questions with the casual / brush off “No reason, I was just thinking about something so I asked you is all.” and refusal to discuss further as it was “too early” in our “possible future working relationship

At THAT point they all played the ace, they had already, like all sluts on PoF, supplied their mobile numbers and sent cunt and tit pics via MMS, and like many PoF sluts sent their address and zip code for the GPS, but at that point they ALL played the ace card;

  • Baby I will do ANYTHING you want.
  • Baby I will be YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.

Which is amusing, because at the same time, some spamming bastard rang me from a certain vehicle leasing company, and wondered if me / my company wanted to lease any executive saloons, much cheaper than buying Sir, so for fun and shits I played along, and said I liked german saloons, they offered me a Merc E220 for £289 a month, or a Audi A6 3TD for £269 a month, or a BMW 316d for £249 a month.

Wonder if my potential PoF whores come with AAA / Green Flag ….


  1. I think I need help. Every time I see a pic of lohan, I still want to bone the stupid out of her.
    Damn testosterone

    Comment by Firepower — June 20, 2012 @ 3:15 pm

  2. Does seem like a good method to get free cuntshots delivered via phone. Of course the general filthiness of the internet makes that a moot point anyways. Much quicker to head over to a porn site, and the tits/cunt on display are usually much nicer.

    I’ve had some of the bitches from PoF skirt this with me, but as soon as I catch a whiff I bug out. Met one about a year ago for coffee and she wouldn’t shut up about wanting a new iPad. She made it pretty clear that she would be very ‘appreciative’ if someone got it for her. What’s amazing is that she thought she was worth it. About 25, chubby, a bit frumpy, big mouth, and came dressed in jeans.

    A skank I know does the same thing with guys and brags about it. She’s been rode hard, worn out, and (thoroughly diagnosed) crazy. Her house is messy, is banging about 6-7 dudes at any given time, and she’s a handful of bitch. Yet she still finds guys who will pay the price via trips, new boots, paying for the salon, etc. The sad thing is these guys generally have decent jobs, don’t look bad, etc. All I can figure is they’re just so fucking clueless it borders on retarded. She’s a good person for me to remember if I ever starting letting one of these skanks get past my defenses. I simply look at her and think “Oh yeah, AWALT”.

    Comment by McGinnis — June 20, 2012 @ 8:46 pm

    • amen to all of that, especially remembering / keeping track of the psycho skanks…. if ever you feel yourself weakening just check out their current PoF profile, compare that with their current FB profile, and compare that with their current Fetlife profile… lol

      Comment by wimminz — June 20, 2012 @ 8:52 pm

  3. Great post! I forget who it was that said the greatest aphrodisiac is money.

    Comment by Peter — June 20, 2012 @ 10:44 pm

  4. Fucking great. Seems like things must be getting pretty hard over there, reality creeping in, etc. Here in Canada it’s our massive oil export that’s propping us up; of course, very few wimminz work in the industry, although the tax revenue and economic spinoff do keep their entitlements afloat.

    Comment by John Salt — June 20, 2012 @ 11:18 pm

    • That gives me an idea, perhaps we could process feminazis and manginas and extract the hydrocarbons….. “Sheila Oil”.. lol

      Comment by wimminz — June 20, 2012 @ 11:21 pm

      • I’m sure there’s more than enough material there to make it economically viable.

        Comment by John Salt — June 21, 2012 @ 1:51 am

  5. good old linsey – thank god for younger pix

    Comment by Firepower — June 20, 2012 @ 11:56 pm

  6. There is actually a website SPECIALIZING in this: http://www.sugardaddy.com (name says it all).

    Comment by Tim — June 21, 2012 @ 5:20 am

  7. The really depressing part is that this means there´s an actual sizable number of idiots who pay these whores for this shit.
    Probably even believe the “you´ll be my only one” line.


    Only a matter of time till an enterprising motor-club gang starts trawling these sites for “gals in need of protection”.

    Comment by hans — June 21, 2012 @ 7:07 am

  8. BTW we need another callsign for these wimminz.
    Sluts doesn´t quite fit because sluts don´t fuck for money.

    Calling them whores denigrates actual honest whores.

    How about slags/whores, “slagers” or “whorags” ? 😉

    Comment by hans — June 21, 2012 @ 9:52 am

  9. Thanks for doing the “market research”, lulz! Those Euro-doom stories obviously hit a lot harder in Duh UK than in Duh States, thus stirring up Duh Hive.

    Here in Retirement Central, the so-called healthcare jobs are inflating the SMV of the 20-something skank-ho’s… what AFoR has on offer AT THOSE LOW PRICES is 15 yrs older here, or too fugly for mah dik 2 werk right… just a matter of time though… our version of Labour/Wimminz Party has been losing big for 2 years, this Fall’s election will be the triumph of the Faux-Conservatives… wimminz and niggerz are wringing their hands already.

    Comment by DGAF in Miami — June 22, 2012 @ 12:16 am

    • it’s a big fan, and a giant turd, we ALL going to get splattered….

      Comment by wimminz — June 22, 2012 @ 12:37 am

      • Yes, certainly, it’s just that due to Bretton Woods, i.e. USD being the official reserve currency of the solar system, we here in Greater Insular-ia will feel it LAST, and have the most layers of DELUSION piled on in Duh Meantime. I am actively graphing my “option tree”.

        Comment by DGAF in Miami — June 22, 2012 @ 11:09 pm

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