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April 12, 2012

Fucking listen

Filed under: Android — Tags: , , , , , — wimminz @ 10:28 am

When I talk, it is never bullshit, sometimes I might be slightly wrong, but never completely off target.

Here is a fucking classic example, click for full size. Of course in the actual ad each thumbnail is a link to a full sized pic.

A profile with 6 photos of the bitch, all blurred / soft focus / ‘shopped so you can’t actually see what she fucking looks like, no wrinkles to hide there then bitch, and a 7th photo of something she actually gives a shit that you see, her ever so trendy fucking car.

WHEN are you guys going to get the message, ALL of these bitches are walking around with RECENT smartphones with megapixel autofocus cameras (http://reviews.cnet.com/2300-6452_7-10009623-7.html?s=0&o=10009623) it just isn’t possible to GET these blurred / soft focus / messed up gamma photos any other way than by DELIBERATELY FUCKING SHOPPING THEM.

The one pic this bitch wants to impress you with FACT, the cool and trendy car she owns, as opposed the FICTION, the way she actually fucking looks now vs the impression she is trying to give, is a picture in clear and perfect autofocus / autoexposure / autoshutter and it is a very reasonable and representative picture, and look how she gets ALL the car in…..

Wake the fuck up with these dating pics.

7 Comments

  1. the wimminz did advertise age 52. Photos are optional. Take it or leave it.

    Comment by anonymous — April 12, 2012 @ 4:11 pm

  2. Could it be these pics are blurred with this AP that Facebook recently bought for a billion bucks or so?

    That would be hilarious.
    I bet the next autopatch will discreetly enable to read out the GPS data, so they can keep their face recognition database “updated” and oh so user friendly.
    LMAO!

    Comment by hans — April 12, 2012 @ 5:57 pm

    • Actually, you touch upon a whole subject, corporate big brother, that should scare the scrap out of people.

      Every photo uploaded in 2005 became the property of the site owners, long before things like facial recognition were even a blip on the radar to all but the most techno-hip of us….. fast forwards a few years and bingo…

      Snap to now, most smartrphone photos have some sort of location exif data embedded, but with the advent of things like Layar and Goggles, it doesn’t matter, location matching is trivial.

      Comment by wimminz — April 12, 2012 @ 6:53 pm

  3. With a “rooted” Android (Linux) OS, e.g. CyanogenMod, and some “offset” coding of yer own, you can always be 1 mile West and 2 miles North of your actual locs… lol. GPS is rx-only… it’s your 3G/4G/voice/data link which then “reports” your calculated position… LOTS of bloatware ‘tween those 2 RF “decks”. ;^)

    Can you say techno-monkeywrench? I knew ya could!

    Is ‘Wet Platinum’ thee best lube for “uphill gardening” with over-the-hill-but-still-fit Colombian princesses? Field test in about 90 minutes…

    Comment by DGAF in Miami — April 13, 2012 @ 2:30 am

    • Liquid Silk works.. >;*)

      Comment by wimminz — April 13, 2012 @ 8:59 am

  4. Back OT, not sure why Ms. 52-and-gagging-for-shag included the 2ND pic, with skewed aspect ratio that makes her look 4 ft. wide… Bro, come on, she looks reasonably fit and slender. Sure there’s going to be some wrinkles and crepey skin at that age, BUT… IF… she still looks good enough IN PERSON to pull off that young-chick hairstyle, then it’s a GO. Worth a cup of coffee if she handles the texting volleys OK, lol.

    You might wanna consider webcam/video chats… wimminz ain’t gonna have the milspec HW & SW to shop live video in real-time. Getting my USB cam this weekend… save time and GASoline.

    Comment by DGAF in Miami — April 13, 2012 @ 2:38 am


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