Wimminz – celebrating skank ho's everywhere

December 18, 2011

Sluts, slags and slaves

I guess this was partly prompted by a comment on another article about the wimminz on PoF, and partly by events in my own life, but however we got here, we got here, so let us get on with it.

PoF is as far as I can determine the proverbial canary in the coalmine for the wimminz, because it is the biggest truly free dating site on the planet, in the same way that your local free ads newspaper was the canary in the coal mine for what your second-hand car was actually worth.

Time was you had an old Ford and the local free ads newspaper had very similar cars listed for 500 notes, you wanted 850, it wasn’t worth 850, but you wanted 850 to go towards another piece of junk, so what did you do?

You washed and waxed it, cleaned the interior, parked it in front of somewhere nice, took some flattering pictures, paid some money over and stuck it on the Autotrader website for 850 notes.

That is the “high-end” of the market, so likewise to pay for dating sites are the “high-end” where the cunt has been washed and waxed and propped in front of somewhere interesting and a flattering photo taken and an unrealistic but hopeful if a mug comes along ticket pice is put up… oh yeah, one careful owner, never ridden hard…lol

PoF is more the local free ads, not so much the “low-end” of the market, just the realistic end, Parkers guide, trade price on that used cunt.

You can kick the tyres, have a test drive, the lies about number of previous owners are half-hearted at best, you can have a good look and see what is beneath the wash and wax and have a look in the real world, no fancy backdrop, fancy lenses or fancy angles.

They may be asking 850 for the old clunker, but you and the seller both know the rag is littered with similar rides from 450 on down to free to a good home…. as soon as the seller realises you are not the misty eyed young mug with a pocket full of cash and no experience…

Bottom line is the wimminz has the profile on PoF, she is desperate to sell, because PoF is the free ads, gone are the days when she was eligible for the fancy dealer showroom on the turntable in the plate-glass window with 0 miles / cocks on the clock.

Gone are the days when it was worth a significant fraction of the new price as a trade in or “slightly used“.

Gone are the days when it was possibly worth spending even more money on accessories and maintenance and upkeep.

Gone are the days when she had that “new car” feel and smell, and the sense that you could run hard and fast all day without blowing the motor.

In fact the cunt / car analogy is so good….. that if you take the age of puberty or legal consent as being zero and treat everything before that as design, manufacture, shipping and delivery to the showroom, so the 16-year-old virgin and the 6 month old BMW are both sat there with the clock sat at ZERO, and it only starts ticking when the car is bought or the girl is fucked, it gets to be a very very good analogy indeed.

My car is currently 20 and a bit years old, so to a wimminz that would equal 20 + 16 = a 36-year-old wimminz.

I drive a classic german diesel, it was horrendously expensive when new, literally one of the last ones made where everything under the bonnet was all precision mechanical engineering with nary a computer chip in sight, and a combination of luck and a handful of conscientious owners means it / she drives today better than most new cars with 0 miles on the clock.

And yet, the cash value of my car, despite the quality of the ride, despite the class, despite the reliability, despite the comfort, despite the security, despite the safety, despite the status, despite the handful of careful owners, is basically the old clunker value, because nothing takes away from the fact that it is, after all, a fucking twenty year old car, or in wimminz terms a 36-year-old…. it doesn’t matter how classy and refined and cared for and how few owners, at 36, that wimminz is an old clunker.

THIS is the Wil-e-coyote moment, when the wimminz realise that no matter how much they looked after themselves, no matter how few cocks they rode or how few kids they had, they are the equivalent of a 20 year old car.

So lets take my analogy further, a 20 year old girl, been on the sexual market for 4 years in theory, 6 in practice, 3 kids by 3 fathers, drinks, smokes, cheap ass DIY tattoos, rough as fuck. Subtract 16 fro 20 to get 4, but this is a 4 year old car that was bought as a taxi, and has been a taxi, three 8 hour shifts a day, in the city.

So we have one equivalet 20 year old car, and one equivalent 4 year old car, with the same “market value“, eg not a fucking lot, clunker territory.

Even the new car / young flesh can incredibly quickly become corrupted, but no matter what, not many years have to pass before the once proud new car is either someone’s slut, slag, or slave…. there are no other choices in a buyers market.

The wimminz on PoF broadly fall into two categories, those who realise and accept that they can be my slut, slag or slave, and those who do not, those who still think they can get 7,995 for that 20 year old clunker.

As the economic crises unravels and times get harder, that moment of truth is hitting more and more wimminz, and indeed the influx of the real rode hard and hung up wet fugly wimminz devalues the net worth of ALL wimminz on PoF.

Sure, you may only have had 30 cocks to her 300, you may only have had 1 kid to her 5, you may only have had 5 cheezeburgers to her 500, but put all that together and it only makes a small pile of beans, because she will do anything for free and pay for my room and coffee and diesel, so why would anyone pay you…. even 1 red cent.

When I have (and I do) women who are literally putting their hands in their own pockets and booking hotel rooms so that they can be my own personal slut / slag / slave for the night, and I am talking no holds barred kink, no mere ass to mouth, but bitches that will call me “master” and lick my asshole clean, and thank me for permission to do so, you just have to realise that to BEAT that a wimminz has to play every card she has, and play them cheaply and up front.

And if you think that all I can possibly be doing is fucking hideous skanky fat ho’s that nobody else wants to fuck, then you haven’t been paying attention, this is MALE HYPERGAMY at work, with every new wimminz that joins PoF the value of individual wimminz decreases, and I trade up, week by week by week.

So what’s it going to be girls, slut, slag or slave?


  1. Hi,

    I love your blog. One request: Could you provide a list of the acronyms for the uninitiated? For example, what is “PoF?” The first time you use an acronym you could provide a link to it in that list.

    Comment by Tim — December 18, 2011 @ 8:31 pm

    • Most of them are fairly obvious, if you typed “PoF” into the search on this blog, or indeed into Google, it will take you straight away to Plenty of Fish, a free dating site.


      Comment by wimminz — December 18, 2011 @ 8:33 pm

      • Thank you for the clarification! You got my top excellent vote for this blog.

        Comment by Tim — December 18, 2011 @ 8:39 pm

  2. free dating sites may be free, but a wimminz on there is still a try before you buy. Unlike a car, a wimminz purchase price doesn’t seem to decline as they accumulate more miles on the odometer, so its hard to get a good deal. If anything, a used model costs even more. The upside is that with free dating sites, the rental market is becoming ever more efficient, which means you won’t have to risk deciding on slut or slag, only to suffer buyers remorse.

    Comment by anonymous — December 18, 2011 @ 8:43 pm

    • Babe, if you are BUYING then you just don’t get it…. the idea is to test drive as many as possible,. like those people who spend their leuisure time going around houses for sale but have no intention of ever buying.

      Comment by wimminz — December 18, 2011 @ 8:45 pm

    • I think that the ACTUAL purchase price of a wimminz DOES decline as she accumulates more miles on her odometer and more bumps on her suspension, BUT there is a mitigating factor: niggirz-men who would do anything to have a wimminz—beta males in other words. If it weren’t for those beta males, who are willing to shack up with those worthless clunkers, things would be A LOT worse for those PoF . Those worthless beta males reward fatties, bitches, and single mommyhood by shacking up with them, so, guess what, we get more of fatties, bitches, and single moomyhood! However, every wimminz desires a good bang by an alpha male (it’s their nature!), so many of those PoF clunkers keep the beta male around because he is a good provider, but screw alpha males to release their sexual tension. It’s definitely an alpha male’s market!

      Comment by Tim — December 18, 2011 @ 8:58 pm

      • Amen, plus, the trend is more wimminz on PoF / the market, less niggerz willing to play beta bitch for wimminz, the tide is turning and it is probably 0% to do with MRM and education and 100% to do with the crashing economy…. lulz

        Comment by wimminz — December 18, 2011 @ 9:00 pm

        • You are probably right. Here in the US, this recession is referred to as “hecession.” The contrived word says it all. Therefore, if we can believe the newsmedia, we can see why so many marriages break up due to the “hecession. (Translation: The skank-hos have no reason to keep their laid-off beta niggerz around any more and jettison them.) But there is a little problem. Who is going to pay for the mortgage? The skank ho may get the house and kick her beta male out (it’s called divorce), but will the divorced beta male still have to pay the mortgage on a house he is not allowed to be in and is now worth a lot less than the principal?

          Yes the tide seems to be turning. Here in the US, we hear that the student loan bubble exceeds the real estate bubble and is about to pop. We also hear that most of the college students nowadays are female. Shouldn’t one conclude then that the student loan bubble in the US is primarily a skank-ho problem, especially if one analyzes the gender percentages in different majors? (Despite the costly efforts to “equalize” gender representation in traditionally male college majors, most skank hos flock into majors which the real world does not care for, so they can only make a buck by getting into academia and teaching the same crap to younger skank hos.)

          I could not resist posting this link which exemplifies some of the points mentioned in this blog:


          Scroll down to the bottom right and look who’s advertising for jobs for skank hos: The IRS! (Federal tax agency for those of you outside the US. Just curious, how is it called in the UK and other English-speaking countries?) Yeah, right, the IRS, full of make-do work for skank hos, will make America stronger.

          But I guess I am preaching to the choir here and tis the season to be jolly… Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

          Comment by Tim — December 24, 2011 @ 11:20 am

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