Wimminz – celebrating skank ho's everywhere

July 12, 2011


Filed under: Wimminz — wimminz @ 4:38 pm

There is a camera-man and a sound-man on the savannah, filming a pride of lions.

Some time later it becomes apparent that while they have been filming the pride, another lion has been stalking them, it is close, and will soon pounce.

The sound-man reaches down, pulls off his desert boots, and pulls on a pair of running shoes.

The camera-man starts laughing, and says “You won’t outrun a lion in them!”

The sound-man smiles back and says, “I don’t have to outrun a lion, I only have to outrun you.”

There is a moral in this story.

This moral is lost on all men who start moaning about alpha males, simply because they cannot be one, because they do not have George Clooney’s looks, or fame, or wealth.

Unless Clooney is directly competing with you for every skank out there, which he isn’t…

You only have to be more alpha than those males that are actually available and accessible to the skank in question on the day and at the time in question.

You only have to be more alpha than a handful at best of manginas and dipshits who compare themselves to Clooney and put themselves out of the race before they start.

You don’t have to outrun the lion to win, just the camera-man.

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